"So, how does it work? Hey, listen to me!"
"Baked apples?! I hate stinky baked apples!"
"There you go, sprout, all gone!"
"Hello, Zippy's Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?"
"Hi, I'd like a big bag of double-fudge chocolate chip cookies sent to the Pickles house right away, please."
"Cookies? If my mommy catches us with cookies, she's gonna take away Grandpa's teeths!"
"Hello, this is Charlotte Pickles. I'm a growed-up lady. You got a problem sending my sweet little girl her cookies?"
"Hello, Pickles residence. This is Drew speaking."
"Oh, hi, Da... I mean Drew."
"That's it, Angelica! I'm gonna wake up Grandpa so he can call that place up and stop those cookies!"
Angelica puts a box of Sudso laundry detergent atop the laundry basket...
"Zippy's?! Angelica, how did you?"
"After all, family is really what matters, right?"
"Why are you all looking at me?"
"But Mommy, I don't like this stuff!"
"How was I supposed to know flan would be so yucky?"
"Well, at least you can eat it without your teeth."
Angelica is bored of the story, so she decides to leave
"What you doin', Aunt Didi?"
"Oh, I'm just finishing up a jigsaw puzzle I've been working on since before Tommy was born."
"No! No, no, no, Angelica. This isn't for you to play with."
"Angelica, that's my Mommy's! I don't think you're opposed to play with it!"
"Angelica! What did you do?"
"It wasn't me, it was, um, um... spike!
"But don't be mad, Aunt Didi. He's just a poor, dumb doggie."
"Yeah, that's right. You told a lie, and your nose is gonna get bigger and bigger, just like Pistachio!"
"And nextly, real people's noses don't get bigger when they lie!"
That night, a mosquito bites Angelica's nose...
...causing a red bump to form on it
The next morning, Angelica sees the bump on her nose
"What are you doing, Angelica? Those aren't yours!"
"It wasn't me! It was, it was, uh... Fluffy!"
"But don't be mad, she's just a poor, dumb kitty."
Angelica breaks Charlotte's vase
"But don't be mad at them, Mommy, they're just poor, dumb babies."
"Oh, lookie here, you've got quite a bump!"
"You haven't been lying now, have you? Huh, my little Pinocchio?"
Angelica sees her swollen nose in the hubcap of Charlotte's car
"This stupid nose is just gonna get bigger and bigger! It's never gonna stop!"
"Maybe you could just push your nose in, like a button!"
"Okay, let's try this. Phil?"
"And maybe I tasted an eensy bit."
"Who broke that Louis Outdoors Guys flower thingy?"
Angelica sees her swollen nose in Lou's fun house mirror