"It's a jack-o-lantern, Tommy!"
"See? He's got a face just like yours!"
"There's something funny going on around here."
"But the grown-ups are acting pretty weird."
"Hey, goofballs! Guess what?"
"I get a Reptar Bar and you don't!"
"Don't you guys eat candy or watch TV or do anything you're supposed to?"
"Oh! I have to explain everything to you little babies!"
"That's right, you little babies. Now listen!"
"A Reptar Bar is chocolate, and nuts, and caramel, and green stuff, and... and..."
"It's stirred, and swirled, and rippled and beaten, and sweetened and sweetened till' you can't stop eatin'!"
"The superest, the duperest, the double chocolate scooperest,"
"The meanest, the best, it's better than the rest!"
"Reptar Bar, Reptar Bar, the candy bar supreme!"
"The candy bar that turns your tongue gree-ee-een!"
"Because it's Hollyween!"
"It's what the grown-ups are all running around about,"
"So I can go trick-or-treating!"
"I don't know, but they said I'm gonna get more Reptar Bars when I go,"
"And I get to go, and you don't! So there!"
Stu hurts his thumb putting up a sign pointing to the haunted house
"What a great haunted house!"
"Hmmm. Aren't these grape eyeballs a little too scary for our little trick-or-treaters?"
"Ha! No scarier than my spaghetti worms!"
"Oops. I already promised Angelica she could come!"
"Hmmph! When I was a spud, me and my brother, Sparky used to go trick-or-treatin' door-to-door!"
"Course', in those days it was 15 miles to the nearest house,"
"And those were real tricks, and real ghosts, mind you!"
"Oh! The trick-or-treaters are here! Places, everyone!"
"Scarier and bigger than Angelica, even!"
"You'd better get out there, Deed! I still have to put on my Frankenstein flat-top!"
"Ooh! What scary costumes!"
"Now you may enter the haunted house."
"How come they went in there?"
"Wow! They pulled their faces off!"
"And enough Reptar Bars to feed both of them!"
"Yeah, Chuckie, but this is Hollyween!"
"Maybe we don't have to scream. Maybe, maybe Angelica will, uh... share with us!"
"Come on, Chuckie, don't be a baby!"
"Don't worry, Champ. We'll fix it so those old monsters can't scare you!"
"Huh. All that screamin' for nothin'!"
"I don't get it; how come when those kids screamed, they get candy, but we don't?"
"What are they doin' different?"
"We have to scream inside that place!"
"The place where the big kids are goin'!"
"It might be pretty scary in there!"
"Well, it is a little scary."
Tommy plays with the grape eyeballs
"My, what scary costumes!"
The fan and the sheet make Tommy look like a ghost
"And here's a Reptar bar for you, muffin!"
"Enter the haunted palace!"
The spaghetti on their heads make Phil and Lil look like snake-haired zombies
Lou scares Angelica and the older kids
"Hey! Jumping Jehoshaphat! Real ghosts!"
Chuckie is trapped under Lou's mask, making it look like it's moving by itself
Tommy gets out from under the sheet
"Now, how many zombies was it, Pop?"
"It was two zombies, I tell you! Snake-haired Zombies, shriekin' somethin' horrible!"
"Pop, its just a little haunted house. We built it ourselves, remember?"
"Well, I don't remember building any zombies! And another thing, how'd my mask move all by itself?"
"And what about that ghost?"
"There was a ghost, Daddy! A horrible, terrible ghost that wrecked my halo and scared me!"
"Scared me, too, darlin'. Not goin' back in there, no siree!"
"I thought you said nothin' scared you when you were a kid, Pop!"
"Well, that was now, this is then!"
"Yeah, it does turn your tongue green! See?"
"Why me? Why do I have to go in there alone?"
"Cause I'm older!"
"Right, right, a flashlight."