Chuckie Loses His Glasses Gallery Transcript

(Opens with Angelica jumping in the rain)

. Angelica: Ah ah ah ah ah. 

(Camera shifts back to where Tommy and Chuckie are watching Angelica from the window.)

Chuckie: Hey, Tommy, you don't think Angelica's still mad about the crayons, do ya?

Tommy: Na, she probably forgotted all about it. And besides, you only ate 2 of 'em.

(Door Bell rings, Stu answers.)

Stu: Hey there bro', come on in. How's my favorite little niece?

Angelica: I'm fine, thank you for asking.

Stu: Bet you're looking forward to playing with your little friends, huh?

Angelica: Of course, Uncle Stu; I love playing with the babies.[Pats Chuckie on the head].

Stu: What a great little girl.

Drew: Isn't she? O.K., Cupcake; Dad and Uncle Stu have something very important to watch on T.V., so you be good girl and play nicely.

Angelica: [With fingers crossed] Of course, Daddy.

Stu: Boy it's raining cats and dogs out there.

Phil: Did you hear that?

Lil: It's raining cats and dogs!

(Rugrats run up to the window and look out).

Tommy: I don't see any cats or dogs; just water.

Angelica: It's just a 'spression, you dummies! First I get stuck with you babies all afternoon, and now I have to stay inside because of this stupid rain!

Chuckie: Maybe we should find a nice game to play inside.

Angelica: Like what? You wanna eat the rest of my crayons!?

(Chuckie hides behind Tommy)

Lil: How about "Hide and Go Peek"?

Chuckie: That game's too scary. You have to be all by yourself when everybody hides.

Angelica: Yeah, it's a stupid ga.....[has an idea] wait a minute; scary huh? Yes I think "Hide and Go Seek" is exactly the right game, and I'll figure out whose going to be the first "it".....[Yelling] Now up against the wall!

(The babies back up against the wall).

Angelica: [Pointing to Chuckie, then Tommy, Phil and then Lil] Eenie meenie miney mo. Catch a tiger by the toe. If he hollers, let him go. Eeny meeny miney mo [ends pointing at Phil].... And my mother says to pick the very best one and you are not, not, not, "it" [Points at Chuckie].

Chuckie: Huh!!

Angelica: Well whatta you know! You're it, Chuckie!

Chuckie: I don't wanna be it! [hides behind the curtains]

Lil: It was your idea to play this game.

Chuckie: O.K. I'm counting...[covers his eyes].

Angelica: Wait a minute, you could still see us. Take off your eyes and turn around.

Chuckie: My eyes? But I can't take 'em off.

Angelica: Then you don't get to play with us.

Tommy: C'mon, Chuckie; it's just your extra eyes.

Chuckie: Okay, Okay, but only while I'm counting 'cause I don't like doing it.

(Chuckie puts his glasses on the window sill and starts counting)

Chuckie: 1, 2, 3, 4, umm, 7, 6, 8, 2, 3 , 6, 8, 7, 3, 5, 10

While counting, The babies have hidden themselves: Tommy behind a plant, Phil & Lil beneath the couch. Angelica walks up to Chuckie and takes his glasses. Chuckie Then reaches for his glasses that are no longer there.

Angelica: He, he, he, he, he, he, he ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

Chuckie: My, my, my, oh.

(Chuckie falls over When he gets up we see the world through his eyes. Chuckie looks at the playpen which turns into a giant set of teeth).

Chuckie: Huh, huh [Runs out of the playpen]....Okay, I didn't see that.[Looks at the plant which becomes a monster] Helllllp! Where are you Tommy? Phil, Lil, Angelica, come out here, I need help!

Lil: Hey, Phil, it sounds like Chuckie's in trouble. Maybe we should help him?

Phil: No, Lil, Chuckie's trying to trick us.

Chuckie: Phil, Lil, is that you?

Phil: Shhh.

Chuckie: Oohh [Falls onto a foot-rest on wheels which rolls and hits the wall. Then looks at the plant and it turns into another monster.] Aaah! Somebody help me! I can't see! Well, I can see a little.[Looks at the couch which turns into a "scary" clown, Falls backwards over a bone.]. I want my eyes! Spike gets up and starts running towards Chuckie, who sees him as another monster.

Chuckie: Help! It's a monster! Get it away from me! Hey, it's you, Spike! Boy, am I glad to see you. I mean, I wish I could see you. [ Jumps onto Spike backwards and grabs his tail ]. Spike, find Tommy. [Spike runs off with Chuckie riding backwards]. Ow aia ai ow ai ai. Err, Spike, are you sure this is the right way? [ Spike sniffs the stairs, Chuckie thinks he sees Tommy ]. Tommy? [Chuckie picks up the teddy bear on the stairs, realises it's not Tommy and drops it back down].

Tommy: Hey, you guys.

Phil & Lil: Shhh, he'll hear us.

Tommy: Listen, Chuckie's been gone a really long time, maybe we should go find him?

Phil: But this is "Hide and Go Peek"; he's supposed to find us.

Lil: Yeah, or else we're the peekers.

Tommy: But, guys, he may be in trouble.

Lil: Hey, where's Angelica?

Tommy: Mmm, She's probably still hiding.

Phil: Aww, were gonna have to find her too?

Tommy: Na, let her find herself. C'mon.

Phil and Lil follow Tommy, Spike takes Chuckie into the Kitchen.

Angelica: [Holding up a bone] Spike.

(Spike sees the bone and Angelica throws it outside, Spikes runs after the bone out into the rain with Chuckie still on his back.)

Chuckie: Ow eh whow eh oh. [Slips off Spikes back and is holding onto Spikes tail]. Ow! Slow down Spike.

Angelica: Wa , ha ha ha ha ha ha ha..........[mimics Chuckie] Slow down Spike. Ha, ha to bad you don't have these [Holds Chuckie glasses up to her face, then puts them on]. Woah woooow whooa...... Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.

(Tommy, Phil and Lil are now looking for Chuckie.)

Phil: Chuckie! [Looks under the rolling foot-rest ]

Lil: Chuckie! [Looks in the cupboard]

Tommy: Chuckie! [Swinging on his clown lamp, turns it on and then slides off].

(Angelica enters holding Chuckie's glasses)

Angelica: It's horrible! Just horrible!

Phil: Chuckie's eyes!

Angelica: This is all thats left of our very bestest friend in the whole wide world, Charles Crandall Finster!

Lil: Who?

Angelica: Chuckie!

Lil: Oh.

Tommy: Did you see him?

Angelica: No. Told ya. He's dead, gone for good.

Lil: Huh?

(Angelica just laughs and puts Chuckie's glasses on.)

Phil: Does that mean we're never going to see Chuckie again?

Lil: Oh no!

Phil: Whats gonna happen to all his toys?

Lil: I wonder if I could have em.

Phil: I thought of it first.

Lil: Did not!

Phil: Did too!

Lil: Did not!

Tommy: Hey, guys! [Pushes Phil & Lil over] He can't just disappear! We gotta keep lookin'!

(Angelica walks in and falls over a plant.)

Angelica: Ow ohh ow. Here; you babies can have these. [Gives Tommy the glasses] Ehh ehh ehh.

Outside with Chuckie and Spike. 

Chuckie: Spike, it's raining. Hey, we're outside, aren't we, Spike? We're not supposed to be outside. Spike, I don't think you're trying very hard to find Tommy. If you're not gonna help me, I'm just gonna have to go and find him myself. 

[Chuckie walks toward the house but gets flipped over by the swing.]

Chuckie: Tommy, Phil, Lil, there you are. You guys won't believe what happened. [Talking to three plants] Remember when I took off my eyes to count to ten? Well, I couldn't see and then things got scary of course, and there were monsters.........

Inside the house.

Lil: But, Tommy, all we have are his eyes. How are we ever gonna find him?

Phil: Yeah, Tommy. I didn't think hide and go peek was this hard.

Tommy: Wait a minute! We got Chuckie's eyes, right?

Phil & Lil: Yeah.

Tommy: Well, maybe if we wear Chuckie's eyes, we'll be able to see the rest of him too.[ Puts the glasses on and sees all the scary things Chuckie saw without his glasses]. Wow, this must be what Chuckie sees; no wonder he's so scared.

(Outside, Chuckie is still talking to the bushes and tree.)

Chuckie: So then I bumped right into a soft thing with four legs and guess who it was? Spike! Yeah; isn't that great? Tommy? Phil? Lil? Don't you think that's great? [Feels one of the bushes and pulls off some leaves] Tommy; I think you need a new diaper. [Looks closer and sees it's a bush] Waaa! You're not Tommy! It's no use. I'll never find anyone without my eyes. [Swings on his stomach on the swing]. 

Inside, Tommy is walking around with Chuckie's glasses on.

Phil & Lil: Do you see him yet?

Tommy: I think so. [Points to a bag on the counter that resembles Chuckie]

Phil: I don't see him.

Lil: Of course not. You don't have the right eyes.

Tommy: Hey, Chuckie! Come down! It's us!

Phil: Tommy, uh, that's a bag of regables.

Tommy: It is?


Chuckie: I gotta find my eyes! I gotta find my eyes! [ Steps on something]. Oh... Oh no! My eyes! [Picks up a pair of glasses]. Now I'm never gonna see again! [ Starts crying ].


Tommy: Huh, what's that?

Phil: Sounds like someone crying.

Lil: Sounds like Chuckie crying.

Tommy: C'mon!

(They run outside.)

Tommy: Chuckie.

Chuckie: Tommy! Tommy!

Tommy: Chuckie!

(Tommy and Chuckie run towards each other... and straight past each other because they can't see properly.)

Phil: Chuckie! We thought you were lost forever!

Lil: Yeah! Put these on.

Chuckie: My eyes! I can see!

Tommy: Me too!

Chuckie: I thought they were broked. I stepped on them and made them go crunch.

Tommy: How do you see with those eyes anyway? When I putted them on I thought you were a bag Chuckie... Of vegables.

Chuckie: I thought you were a bush.

Tommy: Those eyes made me feel real dizzy, like when you spin around in circles.

Phil & Lil: Like this? [They spin around, laughing ].

Tommy: Yeah. They make you feel kinda like throwing up.

Lil: Yeah, I think I know what you mean. I wonder why they didn't make Angelica sick.

(Angelica enters holding her stomach.)

Angelica: Oh! Owwww!

Drew: Honey, you look a little sick. [Angelica throws up on his sweater with vomit] Oh, NO! All over my new sweater! Oh, come on; let's clean this up.

Tommy: Hey, Chuckie?

Chuckie: Yeah?

Tommy: If Angelica had your eyes on the whole time, then what were these eyes you stepped and broke?

Grandpa Lou stumbles around

Grandpa Lou: Darn ow o... now where in tarnation did I put my specs? [Walks up to the clown lamp] Oh, Didi, have you seen my glasses?

(All the Rugrats laugh as the episode ends)