"This is the only sweepstakes with Pat Sajak's picture on it!"
Chas chooses "YES! I WANT TO WIN!"
"Isn't this great? We're about to make this guy's dreams come true!"
"I don't know, Chuckie. We might not be able to visit Grandma and Grandpa this summer."
"Are you Charles Finster?"
"That's right, I'm TV Personality, Pat Sajak! Do you have any idea why I should be here at your home, 446 Braintree Lane?"
"Because you've just won ten million dollars!"
"That's right; ten million dollars!"
"...of the American Dunderhead Sweepstakes!"
"Not you and me, Tommy, me and my Dad. And I don't know where we're going, but I think we might be going there forever."
"The bonds are 100% tax-free, and there's absolutely no risk."
"Actually, there's a $50,000.00 minimum investment."
"Guess I'll see you round'."
Chas puts Chuckie in his new limo...
"No more bill collectors, and you'll have all the toys you could ever want!"
"We've got it made, Chuckie, we've really got it made!"
"We could play with the lectronic' dinosaur action figures,"
"Or we could play with the racecars,"
"Or we could play with Reptar-tron."
"What do you want to do?"
"Thorg hungry! Thorg want eat!"
"Aw, that's what you always say."
"Hiya, Chuckie! I just finished working out with my personal trainer!"
"Says my serve is really getting formidable!"
"Yeah, I guess maybe you got all the toys there are."
Chuckie is happy when he hears that Chas is going to invite Stu to his new mansion
"I don't know. I'm just afraid I'm gonna use the wrong spoon or something!"
"He's not going to care what spoon you use!"
"Money changes people, Deed!"
"Stu, you're being ridic... wow!"
"You sure this is the place, Stu?"
"C. Norbert Finster, Esquire."
"I didn't think he had a middle name."
Jenkins the Butler invites Stu and Didi into Chas' mansion
"So I slipped the senator a few bills, and said, 'Just think of me as a concerned citizen!'"
"Jenkins, take Tommy here up to young Charles' room."
"Didi, I really must show you my new glass elephant. It's one of a kind!"
"Wow, Tommy, you gots two points!"
"A new record!"
Stu, Didi, Howard, and Betty are not amused by Chas and Drew's conversation
"They've got a concept here, Chas,"
"That's gonna revolutionize personal hygiene in America!"
"I give you... the Ear-Whizz!"
"In five years, the Ear-Whizz will be considered as indispensible as the electric toothbrush!"
"I'm talking about the Ear-Whizz company."
"Oh, the Ear-Whizz company."
"Are you sure it's wise for us to be putting in more money in a situation like this?"
"I think you're gonna like this preschool, though."
"New money, you know. Very common."
Pat Sajak's son slides down the slide
Chuckie feels like he doesn't fit in in the new preschool
"Now, have some more caviar."
"Drew, how much of my money did you put into this cockamamie Ear-Whizz thing?"
Chas is relieved to hear that Drew didn't invest half his money into the Ear-Whizz...
...but his relief is unfortunately short-lived when he finds out that Drew invested nearly all of it in it.
"If you're gonna keep anything at all, we'll have to act fast!"
"This isn't happening! Why can't I wake up?!"
Jenkins leaves Chas when he finds out he's no longer rich
"Not my elephant! I'll never give up my glass elephant!"
"I know, I'll call Pat Sajak! He'll know what to do!"
"Chas, pull yourself together! It's over!"
"And I did get to keep the glass elephant."
"Boy, it is a nice elephant, Chas."