"Helo, Angelica! It's me, Uncle Stu the Magic Elf!"
"Come over to the dark side, and on the way, pick me up half a dozen bagels; two plain, two onion, and two..."
Tommy coos into the PVFM5K
"So, how does it work? Hey, listen to me!"
"Pop, don't go to sleep!"
"Now, these here are the speed dial buttons. You see? Number one is Phil and Lil's house, number two is your house, number three is Chuckie's house,"
"And all the way down here at number nine, is Zippy's deli."
"Hello, Zippy's Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?"
"Send over two bologna sandwiches on white with extra mayo, and uh, some steamed carrots with a side of cottage cheese."
"Teriffic. Send over three baked apples with that order! Account's in the name of 'Pickles'."
"Baked apples?! I hate stinky baked apples!"
"There you go, sprout, all gone!"
"Hello, Zippy's Snappy Home Delivery. This is Larry speaking. How may I help you?"
"Hi, I'd like a big bag of double-fudge chocolate chip cookies sent to the Pickles house right away, please."
"Cookies? If my mommy catches us with cookies, she's gonna take away Grandpa's teeths!"
"Quiet!"
"Hello, this is Charlotte Pickles. I'm a growed-up lady. You got a problem sending my sweet little girl her cookies?"
"Hello, Pickles residence. This is Drew speaking."
"Oh, hi, Da... I mean Drew."
"That's it, Angelica! I'm gonna wake up Grandpa so he can call that place up and stop those cookies!"
Angelica puts a box of Sudso laundry detergent atop the laundry basket...
...which she traps Tommy under
Angelica sees the Zippy's delivery truck
"Down here! Just leave the bags and go away!"
"Zippy's?! Angelica, how did you?"
"We just wanted to let you know that the Wickers' seminar was cancelled. Apparently there was a very serious splinter incident, so we're coming home!"
"Hi, Pop. Charlotte called and said that Angelica's been so good lately, that I had to run out and get this very expensive..."
"Holy mackerel, what happened?"
"You want some? It's raspberry!"
Chas and Chuckie arrive...
...as do Betty, Howard, Phil, and Lil
"Hi, Drew. I hope we're not too late for Angelica's surprise party!"
"What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months!"
Stu and Didi arrive home...
...and Charlotte follows behind them
All the adults are confused as to what's going on
"Pop, what happened here?"
"Don't tell me you fell asleep again!"
"After all, family is really what matters, right?"
"Why are you all looking at me?"
Stu locks the PVFM5K away in his safe
"Well, sport, I guess that's one invention that mankind isn't ready for."
"But Mommy, I don't like this stuff!"
"Angelica, you ordered it, you'll eat it!"
"How was I supposed to know flan would be so yucky?"
"Well, at least you can eat it without your teeth."
Lou eats flan without his teeth
"Charleston, Charleston, made in Carolina."
Lou remembers the first time he had baked apples with his grandpa.
"Well I'll be, she sounds just like Charlotte."
"Dad, I thought you said they were napping."
"But Pop, I don't like cream-filled.."
"What are you talking about? Angelica's birthday isn't for six months."
"Well, look at the time. Nice seeing you all."
"Oh my gosh! We've got to get rid of this stuff before-"