"I can take care of the baby, Mommy!"
The outside of Merge Corp. Headquarters
"Tommy can't help, because he's just a baby."
"Mommy, does everyone here have to do everything you say?"
"Stand back! You are too close to the vehicle!"
"I can't hear you, someone's car alarm just went off! It's a blue BMW on level two, Jonathan, have it towed!"
Charlotte calms Tommy down
Angelica presses all the buttons in the elevator
Jonathan's first appearance
"You said 40 seconds! I thought you'd been abducted by ecoterrorists again!"
"This is my nephew, Tommy!"
"I told you I'd be back!"
"This is the model of the town in its current condition..."
"And this, is the town after we transform it into Famous Ethel's Cookie World Entertainment Park, the cookiest place on earth!"
"Jonathan, don't we have some sort of employee daycare center?"
"Angelica, did you want sparkling or... uh-oh!"
"I gotta tell you, we just got a small little company. A big execitive like you proably don't have the time to coddle it like we do!"
Tommy finds a million-dollar contract...
...which he promptly puts through the shredder
Angelica types on one of the computers...
...unknowingly messing with Merge Corp.'s stock records...
...and causing their stock to plummet
"Jonathan, I was just telling them what a caring, personal company this is."
"Um, this is our fax machine. Our company letter is rather clever, it says, 'Just the Fax'. Heh heh heh."
"We think television is evil."
"The Cookie World model! Of course!"
"Angelica!"
"I tried to stop him, but he was out of control!"
"Jonathan, what are you doing here?"
"Boy, Jonathan, are we gonna have fun!"
"Hey Mommy, neat, a talking car."
"Call security and tell them to drag you off the premises"
Angelica pretends to be a giant monster
"Are you gonna fire me, Mommy?"
"The Cookiest Place on Earth."