| Weaning Tommy | Gallery | Transcript |
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The title card.
"Well, according to the Lipschitz Baby Book, as soon as the first teeth appear, it's time to take the baby to the... you know where."
"Open!"
"Open!"
"Dolly says, 'Open!'"
"Open the gate for the truck to come through!"
"I'll give you this nice sugar-free sucker if you open!"
Dr. Homer disguised as Reptar
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah, yes, I see."
"This boy, his parents didn't think it was important to wean him."
"This child..."
"Well, you get my point."
"Oh, here. Have a balloon."
"The kids will call him 'metal mouth' or 'tin grin' or, I don't know..."
"This little spout is where the milk comes from!"
"No, no, no! You're too big for bottles now!"
"No more bottle..."
"...but how bout' a balloon?"
"Sorry, Tommy."
"Yeah, sorry. Wish we could help!"
"Crossbite?"
"No, honey. I'm sorry, but Dr. Homer says you're too big for bottles!"
"Too big for bottles!"
"Down here!"
"Sorry, Tommy, but you're way too big for me!"
"No, Tommy, it's time to use me now!"
"Drink me!"
"Did someone say 'bottle'?"
"You're just the right size for me!"
Tommy after waking up.
"Oh! Uh, Hi, Pop."
"Uh, just lookin... for my TV Guide!"
"Hey, what are you doing here, Didi?"
