"Janucember 62nd. It was a night just like any other night."
"The grown-ups say a brizzard's coming down on us!"
"What's a brizzard?"
"But don't worry, our Dads wouldn't let anything bad happen to us!"
"Hey look, the sky is falling!"
"Stu, you're 35 years old! You don't have to go to school anymore!"
"But isn't this snow great?"
"Uh, let me get this straight;"
"You want to go all the way to the North Pole?"
"You want to climb over dangerous ice mountains,"
"Sorry, Lil, but we gotta travel light."
"We can only bring the portant' stuff!"
"Hmmm. Guess you're right!"
The wagon is heavier with Lil inside it
"We're never gonna make it to the North Pole this way!"
"We set out on an expoition to the North Pole."
"But as usual, our leader, Tommy didn't seem to be a-scared."
The Babies pull the sled over the hill...
...only to get stuck in the snow
Snow falls into the wagon
...and this causes more snow to fall into the wagon
"I could see the others were getting worried, so I decided to speak up."
"Don't worry, the North Pole must be around here someplace!"
"What are we gonna do now, Tommy?"
"But Tommy, it's so cold!"
"Yeah, a wet diaper'd freeze in no time out here!"
"I didn't have the heart to ask Tommy how a house made out of cold snow could possibly keep us warm."
"And we got part of a Reptar Bar,"
"Where do you think Tommy is?"
"Maybe he got eated by polared bears!"
"I think we gotta go find him!"
"And so we was off, in search of our lost compandon."
Chuckie, Phil, and Lil are all happy to see Tommy again
"With the help of Angelinook of the North,"
"Let's face it, no one knows where we're goin'!"
"Made another big mistake?"
"Got ourselves lost forever?"
"Um, we have something for you."
"It's our favorite flavor; mud!"
"Yeah, I got responsibilites now."
"And if she's one of us, maybe she can't push us around anymore!"
"Or steal our toys anymore!"
Tommy, Phil, and Lil all stare in shock at Chuckie
"Cool, come on, you guys!"
Lil stopping Angelica from climbing out of the playpen to hit the piñata
Phil and Lil unsuccessfully attempt to climb Angelica's hair
"I can feel it when Phil pees through a whole lot of blankets! Does that make me a princess?"
"It's just like Cindereller. If the slipper fits, it means I'm a princess! Tommy, bring in the slipper!"
"Want a lollipop, Princess Angelica?"
"Well, I heard enough fairy tales to know! Princess might get taken away from their real parents,"
"Sir Phil, Eater of Earthworms!"
"Lady Lil, Loudest Screamer in All the Land!"
"I hope she'll be happy with King Sal!"
Tommy and Lil cover Phil in stamps