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Angelica: Hold the elevator. (trips) My ankle! My nose! MY PARTY!
Kimi: (singing loudly) Bald-headed woman!
Lil: It's "Tall Redhead Woman" not "Bald-headed Woman"! Why would he be in love with a bald-headed woman?
Kimi: I don't know! Maybe she shaved her head for him!
(On TV; Temptation Hospital) TV Patient: The grass is blue! The grass is blue!
TV Doctor: She's been talking the crazy talk.
TV Nurse: Did you say "crazy talk"?
TV Doctor: Actually, I said "the crazy talk."
Miss O'Keats: Oh... you see, all our efforts were not for naught.
Phil: I do "naught" understand a word she says.
Angelica: You must tell everyone my brain is temporarily melting and I must be in complete seclusion for recovery. And you can't tell anyone about my nose, or I will hunt you down and -
Harold: Don't worry, silence is my middle name. Actually, it's Wayne, but your secret's safe with me.
Phil: Which is the vowel that's only "sometimes"?
Miss O'Keats: Y.
Phil: Just curious - so which is it?
Miss O'Keats: Y.
Phil: Why don't you just tell me?
Miss O'Keats: It's A, E, I, O, U, and sometimes Y!
Phil: Uh... thanks.
(At the hospital) Nurse Krunk: It's mealtime.
Angelica: Finally - I'm starving.
Nurse Krunk: Not you, the patients.
Angelica: Geez, are patients the only thing anybody cares about in this place?
Miss O'Keats: Time stands still in a peaceful garden.
Phil: No kidding - the past five minutes took, like, an hour.
Chuckie: Ever since I saw Our Whimpering Planet, I'm here to save Mother Earth. Do you know it's hotter today than yesterday? I can actually feel the globe warming.
Kimi: Try losing one of the sweaters.
Kimi: Are Lil and I the only ones who actually want to make a tranquility garden?
Phil: What? I'm not a plant person; I'm a people person.
Lil: Guess again.
Chuckie: What's a tranquility garden, anyway?
Phil: Do you know what a garden is?
Phil: Add tranquility. Duh.
Chuckie: Oh... that clears it up.
Harold: You have a cast on your nose!
Angelica: Good work, Columbo.
Susie: (To Angelica) There's no way you're gonna earn your stripes that way! (Shows Angelica with few stripes, and Susie with many)
Lil: Did you hear me? How did I sound?
Phil: Let me just say, you have the face for radio, but not the voice.