"I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the castle! I'm queen of the cast..."
The babies dig a moat around Angelica's castle
The babies decide to play on the jungle gym
"Can't we just play on the bottom?"
"No! I'm queen of this castle,"
"and I'm not gonna let a bunch of slobbery babies climb all over it!"
"Now, get back to work and finish digging my moat! There could be an invasion any minute!"
"In fact, I'm gonna go get my catapult now, just in case.
"You guys better have my moat done by the time I get back!"
"Beats me. Pass the shovel, Chuckie."
"You know, sometimes I think playing with Angelica might not be as much fun as she says it is."
"Hi, Josh, I'm Tommy! This is Phil, and Lil, and Chuckie."
"Nice to meet you! You guys want to come play with me?"
"Well, we'd like to, but we can't."
"Angelica said that we got to finish digging her moat, and then we gotta fill it with water,"
"And then we gotta find a crocodile."
"Cause she's bigger,"
"Listen, what would you say if I told you there was a jungle gym someplace where any baby could stand up and say whatever they want to?"
"Without getting sand poured on their heads?"
"And it's right over there!"
"Yep, and you're all welcome to come play on it!"
"Angelica can build her own dumb moat! Right?"
"What's going on here? Who are you?"
"I'm Josh. I guess you must be Angelica!"
"I heard you bossed these babies around,"
"and dumped buckets of sand on them when they don't do what you say!"
"So your baby friends have decided to come play with me instead!"
The babies all nod their heads, "Yes" in unison
"before I dump a whole truck full of sand on your heads!"
"Not this time, Angelica! We got a new friend now,"
"And we're gonna play on his jumbo gym!"
"All right, babies, tell you what, I'll close my eyes and count to five,"
"And if you're all back to digging, I'll forget this whole thing ever happened."
To Angelica's surprise, the babies all run away from her
"Who's gonna catch my crocodile?"
"Maybe we should go back."
"Don't worry, babies, she can't do anything if I'm with you."
"Come back here, you dumb babies!"
"No more Angelica telling us what to do!"
"Or taking away our toys!"
"Or making us drink from the potty!"
"Phillip, that was your idea."
"Hey, you guys! Do you think you could give me a little push?"
"Boy, playing with Josh sure is fun!"
"Lots more fun than playing with Angelica!"
"Don't stop pushin' now! I'm just gettin' goin'!"
"Uh-huh." "But Tommy, swinging on the swing was my idea."
"It wouldn't be very fair if you took it away from me, would it?"
"Come on, Tommy! Fair is fair!"
"Can you believe that, Cynthia?"
"They're pushing him on that swing!"
"They never did that for me!"
"I'm sure glad your mom made chocolate chip again, Tommy!"
"Yeah, it's my favorite!"
"Pass your cookies over here, babies!"
"Go ahead, you guys can share it!"
"But Josh, I don't want a lollipop! I want a cookie!"
"No! See, Tommy, I'm a bigger kid than you, right?"
"And a big kid like me needs all the cookies."
"Look at that, Cynthia! Now they're giving him their cookies,"
"And he's not even sitting on em'!"
"Okay, babies, time to play a new game."
"Let's play astrobat!"
"Wait a minute, Tommy!"
"Some people here might want to play Sand Adventure."
"You just dig a circle around the castle... I mean, jungle gym, and fill it with water!"
"That sounds a lot like digging a moat."
"Oh, no, Tommy, this is Sand Adventure!"
"It's way different from diggin' a moat."
"Sounds a lot like diggin' a moat to me, too."
"Uh-uh! You babies are just too little to see the difference."
"Well, Sand Adventure's probably a fun game,"
"But I'd rather play astrobat!"
"Well, I... just thought we could play astrobat."
"Look, I decided that we wanted to play sand adventure,
"And that's what we're gonna play!"
"Don't make him mad, Tommy."
"Tommy, I don't think you understand about this 'fair' stuff."
"You don't decide what's fair."
"There's something else we use to decide what's fair."
"Something very easy to understand. Do you know what it is?"
"Now, do any of the rest of you still want to play something else?"
"That's better. Now dig, all of you!"
The babies get to work digging Josh's moat
"I can't believe it, Cynthia!"
"Now they're building a moat for him! What's next, a swimming pool?"
"You guys, what are we gonna do?"
"I never thought I'd say this, but..."
"I miss the way she yelled at us!"
"I miss the way she put sand in our diapers!"
"I even miss the way she called me 'Melon Head'!"
"You guys stay here. I'm gonna go for help!"
"Tommy, no! I don't think that' such a good idea! If Josh finds out..."
"If we don't do something, we're gonna be stuck with Josh forever!"
"Angelica, Angelica! You gotta help us!"
"Well, well, well, look who's back! It's the baby from the other side of the playground!"
"What's the matter, happy boy? Tired of your new friend already?"
"Josh is even worser than you!"
"He's real mean to us. He bosses us around and makes us push him on the swing, and takes our cookies, and makes us dig moats for him!"
"So are you gonna help us?"
"I needed you before to dig my moat, and did you help me?"
"Let this be a lesson to you, Tommy; next time, look before you peek!"
"But Angelica..." "Hmmph!"
"Where you been, baldy boy?"
"Uh, I just went for a walk."
"Did I tell you you could go for a walk? Did I?!"
"There's been some talk floating around that maybe some of you babies aren't happy with the way I do business."
"So if anyone has any complaints, any problems at all,"
"How bout' you, Chuckie? You got something to say?"
"So, everyone's perfectly happy here, right? No more complaints!"
"You'll all be happy to join me in a little game I call..."
"Uh, what do we gotta do?"
"...is lie down here in the sandbox."
"That's perfect. Now, don't move!"
"Don't worry, you'll see."
"Uh, Josh, you're not gonna try to jump over us, are you?"
"No, I wouldn't try to jump over you."
The babies gasp when they hear what Josh said
"That's my name. Don't wear it out."
"And I say quit messing with these babies!"
"They don't have to be bossed around by you or anybody else!"
"This is none of your business. These are my babies now!"
"This cater-pault says different!"
"What do you want with a bunch of dumb babies, anyway?"
"They may be a bunch of dumb babies, but they're my dumb babies!"
"Hey, watch it, Angelica!"
"Tell you what; I'll make you a deal."
"We'll split the babies 50/50."
"No, I mean, you take two babies, and I'll take two babies."
"Couldn't be more fair than that."
"I came here to get these babies, and I'm not leaving till' I get them all!"
"And don't ever let me catch you pickin' on my babies again!"
"Angelica, you saved us!"
"You're the greatest!"
The babies get back to work digging Angelica's moat
"I'm sure glad things is back to normal!"
"Isn't she the greatest?"