"Do you like him? His name's Henry."
"Well? Do you like him? Huh? Isn't he great? He can crawl around, and eat bugs, and climb trees, and all kinds of stuff!"
"Well, what? Don't you like him?"
"I don't know how to say this, Tommy, so maybe I'd better just say it; he's kinda dirty!"
"Aw, I'm sorry, Tommy. Hey, I know what to do!"
"Let's give Herman a bath!"
"Oops. Well, well, then let's give Henry a bath!"
"Well, whenever I get dirty, my Dad gives me a bath, so if Henry's dirty..."
"We can give him a bath! Yeah! Then he'll be all clean again!"
"Tommy, how are we gonna get the soap? It's way up there!"
"Looks like you gotta stay dirty."
"Tommy, that's not soap, that's mustard!"
"Let's wash his hair!"
"Okay, now close your eyes, Henry."
Tommy and Chuckie wash Henry with mustard
"Tommy! Oh, look at this mess!"
"Oh, Charles, what are we going to do with Herman?"
"Oh, I just wish there were something I could do. Tommy loves Herman so much!"
"I don't know, it looks mighty unsanitary."
"Soon, it'll start to mildew, and then... goodbye, Charlie!"
"If I were you, I'd throw it away."
"Oh, dear! I suppose you're right."
"Chuckie, I've been through a lot in my life!"
"I've been given naps when I wasn't tired,"
"I've been fed yucky beets when I wasn't hungry,"
"But Chuckie, this time they've gone too far!"
"I've gotta stand up for myself! I'm gonna knock over my juice cup!"
"Oooh, looks kinda full."
Tommy drinks the juice out of his cup
"I was being bad just like you told me."
"First of all, when you knock over your juice, you do not drink the juice first!"
"'Didn't want to make a mess'?"
"Tommy, I think you can stop now."
"Chuckie, I'm not gonna stop being bad till' I get Henry back!"
"But what if you never get him back?"
"Well, then, I'll just have to be bad forever!"
"I'll live outside the lawn!"
"I'll go from nursery to nursery with nothing but my big wheel and a bottle of milk!"
"I'll draw on walls and rip up papers,"
"And I'll make them wish they never even touched Henry!"
"I just don't understand it. What do you think's gotten into him?
"Don't worry so much, Deed."
"After all, he hasn't destroyed anything irreplacable."
"Aaaah! My stamp collection!"
"Don't worry, Stu! Lipschitz says right here,"
"That if you give your child the freedom he needs, he'll be over it in... three to four months!"
Tommy takes Didi's necklace
"They'll take away your lion, and your dog, and your bottle, and all your toys till' you have nothing but your diapers!"
"And then they'll take those, too!"
"I washed your lion for you."