Tommy Pickles: There's a place far away. I don't know where it is.
Kimi Watanabe-Finster: A place that's safe for dollies.
Phillip "Phil" DeVille: And TVs just like this.
Lillian "Lil" DeVille: Where nobody tries to tumble other guys.
Kimi Watanabe-Finster: And everybody likes to play.
Tommy Pickles: Someplace there's a place but it's someplace far away.
All Rugrats: Someplace there's a place...
Chuckie Finster: But it's someplace far away.