"Well, according to the Lipschitz Baby Book, as soon as the first teeth appear, it's time to take the baby to the... you know where."
"Open the gate for the truck to come through!"
"Uh-huh, uh-huh, ah, yes, I see."
"This boy, his parents didn't think it was important to wean him."
"Well, you get my point."
"Oh, here. Have a balloon."
"The kids will call him 'metal mouth' or 'tin grin' or, I don't know..."
"This little spout is where the milk comes from!"
"No, no, no! You're too big for bottles now!"
"...but how bout' a balloon?"
"Yeah, sorry. Wish we could help!"
"No, honey. I'm sorry, but Dr. Homer says you're too big for bottles!"
"Sorry, Tommy, but you're way too big for me!"
"No, Tommy, it's time to use me now!"
"Did someone say 'bottle'?"
"You're just the right size for me!"
"Uh, just lookin... for my TV Guide!"
"Hey, what are you doing here, Didi?"
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